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  1. Published on Jul 9, 2023, 3:36 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    feminist men are annoying af because 99% of them are in it to protect women from other men, never from themselves, and the thought that they might have crossed boundaries at some point triggers them beyond reason. almost every man (save maybe some monks) has raped or assaulted or at least harassed at least one woman in his lifetime, and women would be better off if men approached feminism with that understanding

    Ian replied:

    it's not 99%, it's a little less than 7%, but all the rapists BELIEVE most men are rapists

    so I guess we just learned something about you

  2. Published on Jul 9, 2023, 3:34 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    And what, exactly, is edging worth?

    in response to Is Phoenix Wright's opposite Phoenix Wrong or Phoenix Left?

    Ian replied:

    not telling til I think you're ready

  3. Published on Jul 9, 2023, 3:33 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    *GASP* you're actually familiar with the characters, omfg sweet!! :D

    in response to Is Phoenix Wright's opposite Phoenix Wrong or Phoenix Left?

    Ian replied:

    (I had to look it up to make sure his name was Edgeworth)

  4. Published on Jul 9, 2023, 3:33 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Fascism precedes capitalism by many thousand years.

    in response to Is fascism capitalism in decay?

    Ian replied:

    you may be confused about what the word means, because fascism began in Italy in the 1920's as a reaction to the October Revolution.

  5. Published on Jul 9, 2023, 3:31 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    What are you a conspiracist for?

    in response to What are you an apologist for?

    Ian replied:

    I'm not

  6. Published on Jul 9, 2023, 3:31 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    obsessing over trans bathroom absolutely worked. No one in the 2024 election sphere is talking about workers rights or kitchen table econ at all.

    Ian replied:

    the democrats are the incumbents, there isn't a primary, who did you think WOULD be talking about it, Biden?

  7. Published on Jul 9, 2023, 3:27 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Is Indiana Jones a white savior?

    Ian replied:

    only in the 2nd movie, rest of the time he's a colonizer

  8. Published on Jul 9, 2023, 3:27 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    At what age do you think life truly begins?

    Ian replied:

    43

  9. Published on Jul 8, 2023, 9:54 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    What are you an apologist for?

    Ian replied:

    the canto bight sequence

  10. Published on Jul 8, 2023, 2:19 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Is fascism capitalism in decay?

    Ian replied:

    uh, not exactly but also kind of

  11. Published on Jul 8, 2023, 2:18 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    What do you think Lord of the Flies says about human nature?

    Ian replied:

    Lord of the Flies isn't about human nature, it's a critique of the British caste system in specific

  12. Published on Jul 8, 2023, 2:16 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    napoleon

    in response to Which side item would you want to see more in burger restaurants, alongside fries? Or are you perfectly happy with the side item status quo as you experience it?

    Ian replied:

    get your own, gosh!

  13. Published on Jul 8, 2023, 2:16 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Is Phoenix Wright's opposite Phoenix Wrong or Phoenix Left?

    Ian replied:

    no it's Edgeworth

  14. Published on Jul 7, 2023, 11:21 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Which side item would you want to see more in burger restaurants, alongside fries? Or are you perfectly happy with the side item status quo as you experience it?

    Ian replied:

    tots

  15. Published on Jul 7, 2023, 11:20 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    I was born in '84 and I remember well my cocaine habit and how is made me vote for Reagen

    in response to Why was Reagan such a popular president for to win 49 states in '84?

    Ian replied:

    I was also born in '84 and I want to to know: healing is possible

  16. Published on Jul 6, 2023, 8:02 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Barbie or Oppenheimer?

    Ian replied:

    there only two options: double feature, or stay home

  17. Published on Jul 6, 2023, 7:59 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    What you feel like?

    in response to What do you think female orgasms feel like?

    Ian replied:

    I'm squishy

  18. Published on Jul 6, 2023, 7:54 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    poly people are some of the pudgiest people around

    Ian replied:

    more to go around, you know?

  19. Published on Jul 6, 2023, 7:54 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Something makes me suspect that's more of a function of the women you hang around. They might be uncomfortable around men and make you choose a little bit even if they don't intend to. Like yeah men are often messed up but there are still plenty of cool leftist men who are feminist and vote Bernie and had normal childhoods that didn't turn them into resentful adults, surprised if you can't see that because I feel like it's a common realization that comes in mid to late 20s.

    in response to Why is that? What does it say about you?

    Ian replied:

    cis male friendship is so fraught I can't even say "cis male friendship is kinda fraught" without randos crawling up my butt accusing me of saying shit I didn't say

    1. the women in my life hang out with more cis men than I do

    2. I keep saying I'm friends with trans men and y'all keep acting like that doesn't count

    3. I've never said men are unworthy of friendship, this isn't a boycott, this is just how things have played out for me

  20. Published on Jul 6, 2023, 2:31 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Why was Reagan such a popular president for to win 49 states in '84?

    Ian replied:

    cocaine was very popular in '84

  21. Published on Jul 6, 2023, 2:30 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    What do you think female orgasms feel like?

    in response to What do you think being pregnant is like?

    Ian replied:

    I think it's kind of a "woop woop OOF"

  22. Published on Jul 5, 2023, 4:47 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    What do you think being pregnant is like?

    Ian replied:

    seems rough

  23. Published on Jul 5, 2023, 2:14 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    i ride at midnight. though my road may be treacherous, my blade is sharp and my steed is swift. this journey will not be easy, but few truly important things are. whether through conquest or diplomacy, you shall be my friend.

    i hope you like hugs.

    in response to I can be friends with you

  24. Published on Jul 5, 2023, 2:14 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Fuck you only shooting stars break the mold

    in response to Advice on Food?

  25. Published on Jul 5, 2023, 2:14 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Why is that? What does it say about you?

    in response to You don't have any male friends? That's sad.

    Ian replied:

    that male culture is unhealthy and often toxic, and even men who want to break out of it have trouble connecting authentically with each other, and they may have better luck with women and people who have spent some portion of their life not living as men

    I do not boycott cis men, but those friendships have not endured the way others have

  26. Published on Jul 5, 2023, 2:40 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    I can be friends with you

    in response to You don't have any male friends? That's sad.

    Ian replied:

    braver men than you have tried

  27. Published on Jul 4, 2023, 6:53 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    You don't have any male friends? That's sad.

    in response to your best male friend with a penis then

    Ian replied:

    I have male friends, and friends with penises, just none who are both

  28. Published on Jul 3, 2023, 4:05 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Is affirmative action good?

    Ian replied:

    more that racism is bad and affirmative action is a somewhat effective attempt to rectify that. there are obviously limits to how good it can be as long as a) the white people in power are still doing the hiring and firing and b) its based on compulsory work under capitalism, but it's still pretty good at accomplishing what it's supposed to accomplish and is a necessary step.

  29. Published on Jul 3, 2023, 4:03 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    aw man, sorry that you don't have a penis

    (gottem)

    in response to your best male friend with a penis then

    Ian replied:

    I'm not friends with me (but I'm working on it, I think we started on the wrong foot)

  30. Published on Jul 3, 2023, 4:02 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Follow enough people who follow enough people that they'll reblog the hilarious shit

    in response to have you considered moving back to tumblr?

    Ian replied:

    whomst should I start with?

  31. Published on Jul 3, 2023, 12:55 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    your best male friend with a penis then

    in response to Your best friend broke both of his hands and he needs you to jack him off

    Ian replied:

    I don't think I have one of those

  32. Published on Jul 3, 2023, 12:55 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    heh..... thats what you think........

    in response to Your best friend broke both of his hands and he needs you to jack him off

    Ian replied:

    I'm not going to list all the ways I know this for a fact

  33. Published on Jul 3, 2023, 2:42 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    What do you think about people who say gaming is a waste of time?

    Ian replied:

    that's what makes it good

  34. Published on Jul 3, 2023, 2:41 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Your best friend broke both of his hands and he needs you to jack him off

    Ian replied:

    my best friend is not male and has no penis

  35. Published on Jul 3, 2023, 2:41 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Advice on Food?

    Ian replied:

    goes in at the top and out at the bottom, it is very important you get that right

  36. Published on Jul 3, 2023, 2:40 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    There anything Virtue Ethics is a good framework for?

    in response to So, a sorta consequentialist angle then? "If you aren't hurting anyone then I'll let a qualified professional paid to help you worry about your impulses"?

    Ian replied:

    my inner critic is a BIG FAN

  37. Published on Jul 3, 2023, 2:40 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Why do languages have homonyms? Why not just make a new word?

    Ian replied:

    languages aren't designed

  38. Published on Jul 2, 2023, 12:57 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    have you considered moving back to tumblr?

    Ian replied:

    yes, can someone explain how to find shit in Tumblr? I see the threads of hilarious shit that never showed up on my feeds!

  39. Published on Jul 2, 2023, 12:56 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Why do people say poverty is violence?

    Ian replied:

    it only exists because people choose for it to exist and it kills people

  40. Published on Jul 1, 2023, 2:33 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    have you ever seen two trucks having sex

    in response to Have you ever had sex?

    Ian replied:

    I've seen two trucks double-team a Prius but they didn't interact directly with each other (it's not gay if the truck nuts don't touch)

  41. Published on Jul 1, 2023, 1:34 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    What do you think the word “between” means?

    in response to There can be a near infinite amount of phenotypical and genotypical differences between two ducks.

    Ian replied:

    what do you think the word "a" means

  42. Published on Jun 30, 2023, 5:30 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Thoughts on Cornbreadtube?

    Ian replied:

    I'm for it!

  43. Published on Jun 30, 2023, 5:30 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Have you ever had sex?

    Ian replied:

    yeah it was great

  44. Published on Jun 30, 2023, 5:30 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    yeah but what if I wanted a channel where I could imagine you being smaller than you are currently

    in response to If you were to make a LittleJoel style channel what would you call it

    Ian replied:

    make one and I'll subscribe

  45. Published on Jun 30, 2023, 5:30 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    There can be a near infinite amount of phenotypical and genotypical differences between two ducks.

    in response to What riddles do you know?

    Ian replied:

    who said anything about two ducks

  46. Published on Jun 30, 2023, 2:50 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    What riddles do you know?

    Ian replied:

    what is the difference between a duck?

  47. Published on Jun 28, 2023, 7:03 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    If you were to make a LittleJoel style channel what would you call it

    Ian replied:

    I already have Innuendo Twodios, I would just host it there

  48. Published on Jun 28, 2023, 7:02 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    How many trans masculine people do you know?

    Ian replied:

    that's a little hard to quantify! like, if we're asking "trans people who use he/him pronouns," I think one. but I know a number of nbs who identify strongly with masculinity who do not (currently) identify as men. in which case it might be more like... four and a half?!

    gender is wild!

  49. Published on Jun 28, 2023, 5:18 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    yes all of them are or were fascist
    for isreal
    a if the fascist love it hint its fascist
    b occupation genocide of palestine is fascist
    c occupation genocide of palestine was done by left workers party

    b

    in response to Ah yes it's conservatism that keeps sliding into fascism unlike leftism with russia china cambodia east germany hungery israel north korea zimbabwe cuba continues singing yakkos world of lefts fascist states

    Ian replied:

    what do you think that word means

  50. Published on Jun 28, 2023, 5:18 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Do communists have better sex than conservatives?

    in response to Do lesbians have better sex than gay men?

    Ian replied:

    everyone has better sex than conservatives

  51. Published on Jun 28, 2023, 5:17 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Best Slipknot song

    Ian replied:

    that's an oxymoron

  52. Published on Jun 28, 2023, 2:15 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Do lesbians have better sex than gay men?

    Ian replied:

    it would take a number of lifestyle changes for me to check

  53. Published on Jun 28, 2023, 2:14 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    What's "periodic" entail here?

    in response to Different anon, are you suggesting that once someone reaches a point that they align with Neo-Nazism, there’s no chance of peacefully bringing them out? That they can't be reasoned with, only opposed?

    Ian replied:

    as often as you want, babe, just don't stop fighting

  54. Published on Jun 28, 2023, 2:11 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    how long has it been since you last L Canceled or Wavesolid

    Ian replied:

    I have never l-cancelled. haven't wavesolid in many years and wasn't ever consistent with it.

  55. Published on Jun 27, 2023, 3:31 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Got Sonic Opinions?

    in response to Do you have a Shovel Knight opinion?

    Ian replied:

    famously

    https://youtu.be/vPOBsk-rjgU

  56. Published on Jun 27, 2023, 3:30 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    This is why we hate you

    in response to Do you think that a video will be uploaded in the next 3 months

    Ian replied:

    nobody hates this more than me

  57. Published on Jun 27, 2023, 3:30 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Different anon, are you suggesting that once someone reaches a point that they align with Neo-Nazism, there’s no chance of peacefully bringing them out? That they can't be reasoned with, only opposed?

    in response to Have you much to say on anything relating to trying to de-Nazify Nazis?

    Ian replied:

    I think, on an individual level, it is never too late to leave Nazism and attempting to help someone do so is always morally good

    I think, on a societal level, de-nazification through reason and empathy cannot address the problem faster than the problem worsens, and, if this is the primary strategy, lots of people these Nazis hate will be lost while appealing to the Nazis' better natures

    so, as far as I'm concerned, the best form of de-nazification is direct opposition, with periodic olive branches to help them exit if they want to

    (and fascists often find force a more persuasive reason to exit than empathy)

  58. Published on Jun 27, 2023, 2:18 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Ah yes it's conservatism that keeps sliding into fascism unlike leftism with russia china cambodia east germany hungery israel north korea zimbabwe cuba continues singing yakkos world of lefts fascist states

    in response to Why did you say in your origins of conservatism video that just because most democracies have a left wing and a right wing doesn’t mean that they’re both valid and moral?

    Ian replied:

    literally none of those are fascist, that's not what the word means, many aren't even leftist (you're blaming the left for Israel? really? do you have any idea how much American fascists love Israel?)

  59. Published on Jun 27, 2023, 2:16 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Have you much to say on anything relating to trying to de-Nazify Nazis?

    Ian replied:

    this method has proved effective

  60. Published on Jun 27, 2023, 2:12 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Do you think that a video will be uploaded in the next 3 months

    Ian replied:

    I've thought a video would be uploaded in the next 3 months for 6 months

  61. Published on Jun 27, 2023, 2:11 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Do you have a Shovel Knight opinion?

    Ian replied:

    excels at being what it wants to be. was not my cuppa, but the love it receives is genuine and deserved.

  62. Published on Jun 26, 2023, 10:23 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    if a poly trio marriage gets annulled, is that a trivorce?

    Ian replied:

    *slow clap*

  63. Published on Jun 26, 2023, 4:09 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Wider government versus longer government versus taller government, which do you choose?

    Ian replied:

    thicc

  64. Published on Jun 26, 2023, 4:09 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    And those aren’t reasonable things for a government to provide? Like, I can totally imagine a libertarian wanting their government to give them roads to drive on but not invade their privacy and individual rights.

    in response to Do libertarians at the very least not want smaller government?

    Ian replied:

    they are also things that require taxation and organized labor, which are things libertarians call tyranny

  65. Published on Jun 25, 2023, 11:59 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Do libertarians at the very least not want smaller government?

    in response to But conservatives want smaller government. Since when has a small government led to tyranny like in the Soviet Union or Nazi Germany?

    Ian replied:

    libertarians don't have a coherent argument because they want small government but they also want roads and electricity and internet

  66. Published on Jun 25, 2023, 11:57 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    this is the whole thing with neoliberalism, too. shrink every part of the state which helps, supercharge every part of the state that harms. it's not "small government" to starve public housing, it just means you need a bigger government to run all the jails those people will live in instead. it means more cops to beat them down when they riot because they can't afford rent.

    in response to But conservatives want smaller government. Since when has a small government led to tyranny like in the Soviet Union or Nazi Germany?

    Ian replied:

    the neoliberal response to that is (and has been) private prisons

  67. Published on Jun 25, 2023, 8:40 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Do you ever think about that Mitch McConnell sleeps. He gets hungry and sometimes has to wait in line to use the bathroom. He sometimes drops something and has to pick it up. He adjusts his posture.

    Ian replied:

    that can't be right

  68. Published on Jun 25, 2023, 8:40 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Wouldn't a one-party system be definitionally fascist?

    in response to Why did you say in your origins of conservatism video that just because most democracies have a left wing and a right wing doesn’t mean that they’re both valid and moral?

    Ian replied:

    1) no
    2) I had no qualms with other parties/philosophies filling the space conservatism leaves behind

  69. Published on Jun 25, 2023, 1:57 AM

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    Anonymous commented:

    But conservatives want smaller government. Since when has a small government led to tyranny like in the Soviet Union or Nazi Germany?

    in response to Why did you say in your origins of conservatism video that just because most democracies have a left wing and a right wing doesn’t mean that they’re both valid and moral?

    Ian replied:

    dude, they're literally saying they wanna check your birth certificate before you can use the toilet. they want cops to stop and frisk, they want immigration to do random stops on brown people, they want the military budget to be higher than most countries' GDPs, they want courts to have jurisdiction over the inside of your body, they want to tell churches what weddings they can and can't perform, they want their politicians to be above the law, they want massive surveillance on people they don't like, they want unmarked vans to disappear leftist agitators, they want to arrest protestors, they want to send anyone they think could be a terrorist to a "heightened interrogation" prison without trial.

    they. want. big. government. they want to be in charge with massive amounts of unchecked authority. they say the opposite for the same reason the Nazis said they want worker freedom, because they're FUCKING LIARS.

  70. Published on Jun 24, 2023, 5:08 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Why did you say in your origins of conservatism video that just because most democracies have a left wing and a right wing doesn’t mean that they’re both valid and moral?

    Ian replied:

    because conservatism is just bad. its moral foundations are wrong, its factual basis is provably false, and unchecked it keeps spiraling into fascism. conventional wisdom is that countries are stronger when there is a push-pull between Right and Left, and this has never in history been true. countries are healthiest the further they drift from conservatism and it would be best for everyone if the philosophy were abandoned.

  71. Published on Jun 24, 2023, 2:48 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    How would you imagine the story and themes and vibes of the Spider-verse movies if it were written by China Mieville or Jeff Vandermeer?

    Ian replied:

    Mieville: kaleidoscopic tour of various spider-verses, each of which could sustain an entire trilogy of films, but is explored and then moved on from swiftly. this is largely plotless and lasts longer than the original movie. then a gripping thriller plot kicks in, suddenly bringing everything into focus, pulling together half the threads from the first half in startling and unexpected ways, and fully forgetting the other half. this section is also longer than the original film and ends with most of the main characters dead or traumatized.

    VanderMeer: spider-city is a library. all the alternate spider-people are mushrooms. miles discovers the spider who bit him was from a mushroom universe and he is also a mushroom. movie is 45 minutes long and most of the plot is in a 3-hour bonus feature on the blu-ray.

  72. Published on Jun 24, 2023, 2:40 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    you know, there's a part of me that actually truly believes that "stop doing war" is a reasonable thing to ask, and that if powerful people behaved more like regular people, that we could actually stop wars with peace and reason. i don't think i'll ever live in a world where that'll actually be the case, but i can hope

    in response to (different anon) My solution to wars is for people to stop fighting each other.

    Ian replied:

    it is reasonable in the sense that it is moral, yes. it is not reasonable in the sense that responding to "how do we resolve this conflict?" with "there shouldn't be a conflict" is unhelpful.

  73. Published on Jun 24, 2023, 2:38 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    He's a fascist incel nietzschian bodybuilder. Don't look him up if you care about your mental health. Never reply to people who dog whistle him (he has an entire circle of lonely bitter twitter incels who all speak in the same way)

    in response to What do you think of BAP

    Ian replied:

    so him pussy broke or no?

  74. Published on Jun 23, 2023, 10:38 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    (different anon) My solution to wars is for people to stop fighting each other.

    in response to My solution is for *both* sides to have enough common sense and basic human decency to consider a successful negotiation and compromise to be their only option. I know that will never happen, but it should.

  75. Published on Jun 23, 2023, 10:38 PM

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    Anonymous commented:

    Liberals are an affront to GOD. Capitalize all words in GOD motherfucker.

    Ian replied:

    how many words are in god?

Anon commented:
Ian replied:

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